Thursday, May 27, 2010

Can't Sleep

I haven't been able to sleep properly lately, so I'm sitting in the dark of my room listening to "Dance in the Dark" (Lady Gaga) and "Airplanes" (B.O.B., Hayley Williams, Eminem).  They're awesome songs, and I recommend you all listen to them immediately.

I've lost a two pounds in the past, well, day because I started doing a liquid fast.  Slimfast drinks are my new favorite thing because they're chocolate, have protein, delicious, and only 190 calories.  I have it in the afternoon and spend the rest of the day chewing illegal quantities of sugar free gum, drinking mass amounts of black coffee, and an absurd amount of diet pop.  My jaw is sore from all this gum chewing...

I'm going home tomorrow for the weekend over memorial day, and it will be day 3 of my liquid fast.  Fortunately, I won't be home until dinner time so I will pretend I had a very late lunch and not eat.  I can probably get away with not eating Friday and Saturday, too, because Friday, my parents are going to dinner and Saturday, we're all going to a graduation party where no one will notice if I don't eat.  Sunday and Monday are going to be a lot trickier, but I'm an excellent liar so I should be okay.  Plus, my mom supports my weight loss...and until I'm a frail skeleton (my dream), I don't think she'll ask too many questions.

I'm going to attempt to sleep now, and if I have any psychotic dreams I will be sure to let you know.  And I'll give you the low down on the book diet if you're interested.  Just let me know.  Night, lovelies!


  1. Geez! Good job on your fast girl! You're strong as hell. I know you can maneuver your way through those days. Good luck. If you need any support I am here.


  2. You fast so much better than me! Congrats on the weight loss and good luck with the no-deception thing! :)

  3. I'm fasting too.. I know the feeling of being to tied to even function like a normal human being.

    Your blog is so motivational! Btw Those are some of my favorite songs! Kudos